You got some of the quotes WRONG
Stewie says "If you cooked any slower, you wouldent need an egg timer, you'd need and EGG CALENDAR!"
I spelt it exacly that way an It was wrong. this leads me to beleive that you also got some of the OTHER quotes wrong too. Dont ask me how, cause you had the audio right there. My best guess would be that you spelt it phonetticaly, which is pretty sad cause there are only so many ways that you can spell something wrong.
LOWERCASE!!!!! READ AUTHORS COMMENT GOD
Agh!
I friggin SICK AND TIRED of these EQ character desingers! these things are so "dime a dozen-ish" that posting one should be up there with stealing programs from the flash development kit. GAWD.
ok. this is a guess, but u own a PS2. Before u get annoyed at my flash for being an Everquest rip off. u should look at the title, jackass. FABLE. Xbox Game. Greatest Game Engine of all time. Logout of ur MMORPG, look at the clock/calendar, and see its not 1996 anymore, and everquest is not as popular as it once was. If u dont have an informed opinion, dont review
Like the last guy said...
make the menus transfer faster. other than that, I saw nothing wrong with the game.
Kind of reminds me of an old Apple II game I used to play way back when. It was an f1 racer. you basicaly had to stay on the road. At beginner, the raod was very wide, almost the whole screen, on inter mediate the road was only about half the screen wide, and at expert, the road was barely wider than the car.
nice game though. I didnt find that the actual game was to fast. So i dissagree with the last guy there.
yeah i know about the menu. I was just a bit too lazy to correct the problem. It has been corrected now though. I hope the whole game experience is better now!
Props dude.
You get the respekt knuckles.
Cool flash
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.
Eye candy wins over substance AGAIN!
You have a very pretty game sir. And not much else. I found that even on LOW quality my inputs had a considderable lag time, espescialy when I was trying to proform combined actions (I.e. jumping and running in the same direction) This ment that I couldent actualy get the box on level 6. Not that i didn't get what you wanted the player to do, and not that it wasent feasable, it just with those glareing controll issues, it became a impossible to perform task. I had to stop pressing left momentarily just so the game would register my jump input, and that small heasitation I HAD to perform prevented me from getting all the momentum possible. Level 3 was equaly maddening as I had to cross my hands to get the mouse and the arrow keys at the same time (having the motion controlls be letter keys would have been a far better way to do this, seeing as down wasn't used)
PLEASE PEOPLE, don't grade on looks alone! Because there are plenty of pretty turds out there, and a good looking piece of crap is still a peice of crap. rate it as such.
That said, Mr Kitaiko, this wasent the worst I've seen, but you could have done better.
You seem to be a minority. Before I submitted this game, I had many of my friends test it and none experienced any lag problems. I find it offensive that you would call my game a "pretty turd" or at least elude to it. I spent a very long time working on this game. I spent a lot of time on concept, level design and most of all the controls. I was certainly not trying to 'fool' anyone into thinking this was a good game.
Solid Game
Unfortunaetly not a stellar performance.
The music became repeditive, and the attack animations had to many frames. (Common mistake, don't feel bad) I would suggest cutting them back...(unless the problem was slow down on my end)...To about 3 or 4 frames. I would have liked more buttons to perform attacks with. I set mine to Z and Shift for my personal best results but having A be left punch, S be right punch, Z be left kick, X be right kick, and shift be jump, you would have made for a much deeper game play. This would have allowed you to perform better combos. (I know, you would then have to make more animations, but truly great flashes sometimes take literaly months to complete)
Some simple combo ideas for version 2:
X or Z + Shift = Jump kick
Left or right, down + Z or X = Spinning sweep
Down (hold) + Shift, shift, shift... = Charge (for more pwerful attacks)
Up + Z or X = High kick (A or S for High punch)
Down + Z or X = Crouching kick (A or S for Crouching punch)
Of course there are hundreds of combonations, but adding just those moves would seriously make this game stellar! :)
I hope my suggestions don't offend you.
InfintyDragon: "I hope my suggestions don't offend you." -> Of course not :) Thanks for the tips on the combos as well.
Minimalistic Fun
This game is not perfect.
::SUGESTIONS::
-I would have liked to have had the abillity to stop on a dime.
-Perhaps, if you had taken more time to do so, you could have had tank upgrades, or be able to buy better handling vehicles.
-Weapons would be nice to use also, like say gunfire would slow the space ship down temporarily.
-Also having terrain to navigate around/through would have added a nice demention to the game that was lacking.
-I know that "[I] am the last hope" and all, but an option to call in a heilocopter squad to occupy/distract the ship for a few moments would have been nice too.
-A suggestion to make it harder could be that in addition to having to collect more weapons, you would have to deal with more/bigger ships.
-While having a wrap-a-round battle feild was nice (and even helped) I think that it would be an idea to implement a mission area; Leave this area and you fail.
Though I found it hard enough as is, i know that there are those (freaks) out there that think that if a game dosen't kill you every 4 seconds it's too easy. (I happen to know someone like that) MY scale is slightly more simple: If i can beat a game then it is easy (realitively speaking) and if I can not then it is hard. I did not beat this game. that doesn't mean i cant, it just means i lost intrest. Perhaps if you take some of my suggestion and use them to improve the game for the next version, then it will keep me interested longer.
vote=5 (but there was room for improvement)
thanks for pointers, reviews like this really helps!
Ive seen worse flashes
With better graphics. Nice job kid.
Thank you! I am really glad to see that some people are taking well to the game.
A delicious time waster!
Man. This is sweet! My only suggestions would be to take a small amount of the "play" out of the movement, and perhaps make the player icon a teensy bit bigger. :)
See you on the front page!
Thanks man... ive allready wasted much of my time playing it, my higest score is 2023 and higest lvl. is 52
There are glaring problems
One is the fact that in formula 1 it is quite ILLEGAL for a foward driver to prevent another from over taking him. Drafting is fine, but when the car in front of you blocks your attempts to pass, it's verry annoying. And dont tell me to get Better; I own all THREE Gran Tourismos, and I got SS licences IN ALL OF THEM. I know what i'm taking about.
The pit system is innovative, but It would be better to set possitons BEFORE a race. That way you will see the fruits of your labor pay off, Plus it will give you a better understanding of who does what.
Which brings me to my last point: You failed to lable the crew members (so I could tell them appart) and your instructions on how to actualy PLAY the game were serioulsy lacking.
Come back when you fix that stuff, and mabey i'll give you a 4 for effort.
Seriously... 9_9*
You have about 10 seconds to put everyone in place before the car actually enters the pit that's more than enough time. They don't everybody is up for the same job you organize who does what. And we do think that you'll have to get better :)
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